WANTED: GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD... ...for the murder of G.P. LeChuck... ...also for the use of witchcraft on the person of Largo LaGrande... ...the thievery of clothing and medically prescribed hair supplements for such witchcraft... ...graverobbing... ...trespassing... ...larceny without a permit... ...disturbing the peace... ...illegal gambling on a sporting event... ...use of false identification for the purchase of alcohol... ...exceeding allowable FDA limit for rodent parts in vichyssoise... ...permature entombment of a non-dead individual... ...reckless tampering with city-maintained plumbing without prior acquisition of an environmental impact report... ...transportation of animals not in a mental state to give consent... ...vandalizing a historical miniature... ...reckless use of gardening tools... ...impersonating a woman in order to evade prosecution... ...two counts of unauthorized exiting from a penal institution... ...impersonating a federal mail boat... ...reanimating dead persons within city limits... ...possession of library books not specifically checked out to oneself... ...mixing drinks without a liquor license... ...and releasing a dangerous reptile in a populated area. Also wanted for questioning regarding the disappearance of prescription eyewear.